‘Toy Story 5’
Woody’s Bald Spot Goes to Infinity …
& Beyond Repair!!!
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Pixar’s longest-running franchise is back — and the first “Toy Story 5” trailer just hit our childhood right in the midlife crisis … ’cause Woody’s rocking a full-on bald spot!
Yep, Tom Hanks’ iconic cowboy is officially showing his age thanks to some unexpected scalp real estate — and it all ties straight into the plot, as flashy tech starts stealing kids’ attention and leaving all the old-school toys in the dust.
The chaos kicks off with Bonnie glued to her new Lilypad smart table — forcing Jessie, Forky, Slinky Dog, Hamm, Trixie, an army of Buzz Lightyears & co to drag Woody out of retirement after he rode off into the sunset with Bo Peep.
But Woody’s comeback isn’t exactly heroic — his bald patch makes it crystal clear he’s not the fresh-faced sheriff he once used to be … and he’s even discriminated against by one savage toy, who urges him to fix it with a brown marker.🫨
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“Toy Story 5” hits theaters June 19 … where the only thing falling faster than the toys is Woody’s strands!
